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These are some lies we made up about Monroe.
The martian pilot of a UFO is frequently seen downing gasoline by Chauvin Swamp.
A gargantuan alpaca has been witnessed on a small number of occasions hurling rocks into Black Bayou Lake at the stroke of midnight.
A man with a big hole through his chest can repeatedly be observed marching through a Monroe vicinity burial ground.
A woman's body having a raccoon's head may be perceived often reading a magazine in Benoit Recreation Area late at night.
A gigantic lizard has every now and then been spotted carrying a human headbone alongside a wild highway near Monroe at the stroke of midnight.
A semi decayed human cadaver is sometimes observed spending time in a derelict building in Monroe. It has been asserted that this particular ghost gets pleasure from scaring people who come trying to locate ghosts in Monroe.
The Mothman has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions pulling a cadaver from the freezing water of
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Bennet Bayou at night.
A gargantuan ermine can now and then be distinguished at Bayou de Siard Dam late at night looking at the panorama.
The ghost of a grower in a worn hat is repeatedly seen shining a flash light up on the pinnacle of Pargoud Indian Mound. In any case, it's a terrifying spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
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ghost of a young air force pilot has supposedly been spotted on a few instances standing by a wild highway next to Monroe.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus may often be observed in a flat in Monroe.
A space man from deep space can be witnessed very often looking bloodcurdling in Chemin-A-Haut State Park by the park headquarters.
A big creepy dragon has once in a while been seen outside Poverty Point National Monument gazing furiously at the witness.
A massive gnu has purportedly been made out on many occasions in a Monroe flat.
Johann Sebastian Bach was spotted walking beside a wild road close to Monroe.
A young-looking girl having on a blood-splattered prom dress came into sight coming into sight in a washroom mirror. The spirit did not seem to be anxious by the viewers. If you listen to what the locals declare, this ghost can be the spirit of a local who passed away here in Monroe some time ago.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object was spotted resting on the floor
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in a trailer close to Monroe.
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Ghost Sightings From Monroe
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Ghost Sightings From Monroe
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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