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These are some lies we made up about Minden.
The Mothman was spotted hiding a corpse by a large boulder in Academy Park in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan monkey came into sight poking around in mailboxes at night in Minden.
A big scary beast was spotted performing a song on a fiddle in a Minden residence.
A massive gazelle became visible by Lower Caney Dam around midnight staring at the water.
Julius Ceasar was made out slurping blood from a glass down beside the waterfront at Lower Caney Lake.
An armor from the middle ages lacking a person inside was seen having a carrot by Brushy Creek. The arrival of the observer alarmed the spirit who then faded away.
A space alien has frequently been observed in a Minden secondary school in the early morning hours walking the halls.
An alien tourist from another world has been perceived on several occasions near Lake Bistineau State Park smoking a pipe.
An extraterrestrial from another world can frequently be distinguished
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in an apartment close to Minden.
A somewhat see-through man dressed as the skipper of a fishing boat may be made out time and again searching for a box next to a parked Dodge in a Minden parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise. Some of the people who live here argue this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long dead Minden local
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person.
A very large parakeet has every so often been distinguished in a Minden area clothing store, pacing the aisles.
An extremely large panther is every now and then distinguished sitting at a coffee table in a Minden house struggling to say something.
The ghost of a youthful man in a confederate uniform can once in a while be seen mounted on a llama along a highway right next door to Minden. It has been asserted that this individual ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Minden many years ago.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spacecraft has repeatedly been seen pacing through a trailer outside Minden.
An alien from Pluto has been said to have been seen on numerous instances in a phone booth in Minden using the phone.
A space invader from another planet can regularly be perceived frightening folks along a deserted road in the vicinity of Minden at midnight.
An alien may be seen very often staying in an empty mansion in Minden.
An alien
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voyager from another solar system has every so often been distinguished standing by a desolate highway in close proximity to Minden.
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Ghost Sightings From Minden
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Ghost Sightings From Minden
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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