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These are some lies we made up about Mangham.
A female having a sword in her head has repeatedly been distinguished at Ash Slough after midnight heaving bricks into the flow. Locals claim that this ghost is that of a person who lived here in Mangham long ago. One thing is for sure, this is an intimidating ghost that is preferably not upset.
A Centrosaurus is regularly observed in a home outside Mangham.
A space man from planet Neptune is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of instances trying to dump a dead body in The Basin before dawn.
A huge zebra may regularly be witnessed trying to locate a box beneath a parked car in a Mangham parking lot very late at night.
A drifting ghost may be spotted frequently in a Mangham area clothing store, marching the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Mangham
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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