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The ghost of a youthful female with a rope around her neck is regularly made out strolling in the middle of a deserted road right next door to Logansport.
An alien traveler from another solar system is rumored to have been noticed on one or two occasions smoking a cigar by Southerland Bottom.
A guy lacking a head may frequently be distinguished by Buck Branch reading a newspaper.
A colossal camel may be observed very often coming into sight in a mirror.
A space alien from planet Mars has from time to time been distinguished resting on a bench in a flat close to Logansport.
An extremely terrifying ghost is every now and then seen screaming at North Toledo Bend State Park.
A Megalosaurus is known to have been noticed on one or two instances in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver catching a glimpse of the spirit in his rear view mirror late in the night.
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Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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