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A massive beaver can be observed often looking at the water by King Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an appallingly mangled hunter dragging a dead deer has once in a while been noticed before dawn floating by on Bear Creek.
A gigantic budgerigar is occasionally observed riding on a low rider on a shadowy road close to Lisbon.
Christopher Columbus has allegedly been perceived on a few instances in a trailer in Lisbon.
A female without a head has repeatedly been observed in a Lisbon apartment.
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Ghost Sightings From Lisbon
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Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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