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These are some lies we made up about Lillie.
The ghost of a woman with half her head absent showed up before sunrise floating down on Blanchard Creek. The appearance of the watcher alarmed the ghost who then vanished. Local people who have spotted this ghost argue this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Lillie some time ago.
An alien from Pluto was spotted screaming at the watcher to leave at Corney Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another world became visible performing a piece of music on a harmonica in a Lillie residence.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was perceived in a Lillie school before sunrise marching the hallways.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos was spotted in a mirror in a Lillie trailer; the phantom was only observable in the mirror.
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The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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