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These are some lies we made up about Lake Providence.
A giant seal has regularly been witnessed on a Lake Providence avenue around midnight.
A space invader is often distinguished concealing a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Lake Providence Historic District at the stroke of midnight.
A female having the head of a beast has purportedly been noticed on many occasions glugging down blood from a beaker beside the water at The Chute.
A female carrying her head beneath her arm may frequently be witnessed gazing across Hagerman Break in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a man having half his head missing has every so often been seen ascending out of Black Bayou soaked in dirty water at the stroke of midnight.
A large creepy giant is once in a while distinguished in Boggy Bayou smoking a pipe.
A decapitated female has purportedly been made out on several occasions verbalizing into the air by Bunchs Bend. According to what the people who live here declare, this ghost is probably
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the stressed ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Lake Providence.
An martian vacationer from space may now and then be made out in the early morning hours studying Ajax Bar in detail.
An ET from planet Neptune is regularly spotted hanging in the air like a balloon in Lake Providence.
A giant gopher has allegedly been observed
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on frequent occasions looking at an old woman sleeping on the floor in a mobile home in Lake Providence.
Nicolaus Copernicus can repeatedly be made out in Poverty Point National Monument by the park headquarters looking.
An enormous camel can be observed very often struggling to grab something in Lake Chicot State Park by the park headquarters.
A massive whale is occasionally observed in an autopart store in the Lake Providence vicinity.
The phantom of an eight feet colossal guy has been said to have been spotted on several occasions trying on a hat in a Lake Providence trailer. A lot of residents declare this ghost is the stressed soul of a long dead Lake Providence local resident.
An ET from the cosmos can from time to time be spotted scrambling out from a storm drain on a Lake Providence residential road at midnight.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object was spotted snooping in mailboxes before sunrise in Lake Providence.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Providence
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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