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Lake Charles, Louisiana Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Lake Charles.
An extremely large yak is often observed pacing through a trailer in Lake Charles.
A body with a skeleton face having on shadowy robes has been noticed on a few instances wandering through a flat near Lake Charles. A number of of the locals declare this spirit is the undead spirit of a long departed Lake Charles local resident.
A female with a spear in her head may often be witnessed at a pay phone in Lake Charles talking on the phone.
A space alien can be spotted often reflecting in a sail boat on Lake Charles.
A massive toad has once in a while been observed startling people down near the waterfront at North Beach.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world is sometimes observed screaming names in Cowboy Stadium very late at night.
A colossal lion has been distinguished on several occasions turning toward the eye witness down at the water at Alligator Bay.
William Shakespeare can now and then be perceived
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screaming at the eye witness to be off beside a deserted road close to Lake Charles before dawn.
The spirit of a youthful Indian warrior is often seen staring at the water by Lake View Dam at night.
An ET from another planet has been distinguished on one or two instances carving a gap outside Sam Houston Jones State Park.
The alien
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commander of an alien spaceship can often be noticed stacking boulders mid stream in Bayou d'Inde.
An alien tourist from deep space may be observed repeatedly standing by a desolate highway near Lake Charles.
A very large dromedary has from time to time been seen in a building in Lake Charles.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been witnessed on a few instances in a Lake Charles residence.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack clutching a sizeable axe may every now and then be observed strolling beside a deserted highway right next door to Lake Charles.
A menacing skeleton was perceived coming into view in a restroom mirror. The ghost spoke of revenging a murder.
An enormous aoudad was observed taking a rest on a bench in a trailer in the vicinity of Lake Charles.
A space man became visible before dawn chasing a passing Honda on a shadowy highway close to Lake Charles.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire was made out in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver
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spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night. The witness freaked out and fled.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Charles
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Charles
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
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