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These are some lies we made up about Lafitte.
A chilling creature has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions at Jones Point in the early morning hours looking down into the water. Whatever folks verbalize, it's a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
An alien from planet Neptune may sometimes be noticed at night pursuing a passing Toyota on a dark highway near Lafitte.
A huge aardvark is often distinguished weeping by Bayou Des Oies.
Bigfoot has been said to have been witnessed on numerous instances gazing in Barataria Preserve on a dark night.
An ET from space can regularly be distinguished by Bayou aux Carpes struggling to exclaim something.
A massive rhinoceros can be spotted very often by Hole in Wall Cutoff attempting to grab something.
An extraterrestrial has from time to time been perceived in the backseat of a Buick by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Lafitte
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Ghost Sightings From Lafitte
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
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