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These are some lies we made up about Lafayette.
An alien has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions discussing into the air by Coulee Mine.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft can sometimes be noticed looking for something in Acadian Village before dawn.
An alien explorer from another galaxy was witnessed at a coin operated phone in Lafayette talking on the telephone.
A space invader from planet Mars materialized wandering through a Lafayette vicinity graveyard.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a large mustache and a hook instead of his hand was seen in a metal boat on Charlo Lake struggling to express something. The phantom was gobbled up by the night after being distinguished.
A huge basilisk was noticed attempting to capture something next to a secluded road in the vicinity of Lafayette before dawn.
An alien from deep space was spotted by Grenovilliers Swamp pondering.
A space invader has repeatedly been noticed hanging out
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in an abandoned villa in Lafayette.
The phantom of an aged female grasping a pistol has been noticed on a few instances standing by a desolate road right next door to Lafayette.
A colossal squirrel can frequently be witnessed by Chicot State Park pointing at the onlooker.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief has every so often
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been distinguished riding on a low rider on a shady highway in the vicinity of Lafayette.
The martian commander of a UFO is from time to time spotted in a mobile home in Lafayette.
A gargantuan capybara is rumored to have been noticed on a few occasions in a Lafayette apartment.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy may every now and then be noticed appearing in a bathroom mirror.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has frequently been made out relaxing in a beanbag in an apartment near Lafayette.
An alien is frequently distinguished in the early morning hours hurrying after a passing Nissan on a dark road close to Lafayette.
An alien explorer from the cosmos is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent occasions in the backseat of a Ford by the driver setting eyes on the phantom in his rear view mirror around midnight.
Nicolaus Copernicus may repeatedly be made out picking flowers in the garden of a mobile home in Lafayette.
A black as coal crow that transformed
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into a lady may be spotted repeatedly by a person fishing by a lake next to Lafayette.
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Ghost Sightings From Lafayette
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Ghost Sightings From Lafayette
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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