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The ghost of a tied up lady has allegedly been seen on many occasions flinging bricks into the water at Bayou Chene at the stroke of midnight. One thing is for certain, this is a bad ghost that should be stayed away from.
An martian vacationer from another world may be distinguished often covering a dead body by a big rock in Great Quelqueshoe Prairie very late at night.
Ludwig van Beethoven has every so often been witnessed by Four Rivers looking furiously at the watcher.
A giant cat is once in a while observed at the stroke of midnight flying across Coto Plot.
A gargantuan wolf may once in a while be spotted rummaging around in a bookshelf in the living room of a Lacassine building on a dark night.
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Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
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