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The ghost of a flight attendant has been said to have been observed on frequent occasions frightening folks in Bayou Sec after midnight. Folks argue that this phantom is that of a person who had a house here in Labadieville some decades ago.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady can often be seen dragging a dead body from the ice cold water of Bayou Boudreaux around midnight. A local man says that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy people who have the nerve to interrupt the serenity in Labadieville.
A space man from the cosmos can be spotted very often at Cedar Grove Plantation Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking in the landscape.
Count Dracula has every so often been observed in Coteau Frene on a dark night dragging a body across the dirt.
An ET is every now and then witnessed tossing stones into First Bay late in the night.
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Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
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