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These are some lies we made up about Kelly.
An alien has every so often been spotted very late at night sprinting after a passing Toyota on a shadowy road in close proximity to Kelly.
A gigantic kangaroo is occasionally perceived dragging a body through some bushes in Copenhagen Prairie before dawn.
The spirit of a zinc-miner can now and then be distinguished going berserk by Beaucoup Creek.
A woman with a partly translucent body has repeatedly been made out raking leaves in the front yard of a home in Kelly.
Henry VIII is frequently noticed by a woman canoeing in a river close to Kelly.
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Ghost Sightings From Kelly
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Ghost Sightings From Kelly
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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