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These are some lies we made up about Keithville.
A space alien from planet Mars may repeatedly be distinguished scrambling up from a manhole on a Keithville road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge ocelot may be seen frequently mid stream in Cypress Bayou shouting at the watcher to disappear.
A very large orangutan has every so often been perceived at Milton Crowe Lake Number One Dam before dawn taking in the scenery.
A space alien from another galaxy has been noticed on one or two occasions poking around in mailboxes around midnight in Keithville.
A female with her head and right arm and right leg separated may once in a while be noticed performing a piece of music on a harpsichord in a Keithville building.
A soldier's uniform walking about lacking a body in it has repeatedly been observed in a Keithville secondary school in the early morning hours before sunrise marching the halls.
A Triceratops has supposedly been made out on a few occasions in a mirror in
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a Keithville house; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
A giant peccary can regularly be observed eating a tomato in Lake Bistineau State Park right by the ranger station.
A giant puppy can be perceived very often in a trailer in the vicinity of Keithville.
Marco Polo is every so often perceived in a Keithville area
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store, marching the aisles.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been seen on many instances trying to locate somebody at night on a park bench in Keithville.
A space man from planet Mars can every so often be perceived seated at a table in a Keithville house weeping.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was made out striding through a home in Keithville.
The phantom of a civil war warrior came into sight riding on a donkey by a highway outside Keithville. This is one of those ghosts that is seen over and over again close by. Regardless of what, it undeniably is a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of an awfully burned female was seen staggering through a flat close to Keithville. The viewer escaped right after he distinguished the phantom. A lot of residents declare this ghost gets pleasure from scaring folks who are fearless enough to upset the calm in Keithville.
A massive alpaca was perceived in a phone booth in Keithville making a
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Ghost Sightings From Keithville
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Ghost Sightings From Keithville
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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