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The martian captain of an unidentified flying object is regularly spotted resting on a stool in a home in close proximity to Jonesboro.
A space man from planet Jupiter has been witnessed on numerous occasions pulling a body across the dirt in Weston Playground late in the night.
A gigantic cheetah may often be made out flinging rocks into the flow at Beech Creek after midnight.
A space man from deep space may be distinguished time and again on a dark night chasing a passing Jeep on a gloomy road near Jonesboro.
A woman with a blue-green face has sometimes been made out raking leaves in the front yard of a mobile home in Jonesboro.
A gentleman with a knife in his head is occasionally seen by a person hiking along a trail outside Jonesboro. In any event, it's a scary ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into late at night.
An Allosaurus is known to have been noticed on a small number of occasions in Lake Claiborne State Park by
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the ranger station slurping chlorine.
The phantom of a mailman may every so often be observed taking a rest on a bench in a residence in Jonesboro.
A gargantuan peccary has often been noticed reading a newsletter next to a lamppost in Jonesboro.
An extraterrestrial is often noticed staggering from flat to flat on a dark night on
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a Jonesboro street.
A womanly character has purportedly been spotted on one or two occasions seated at the kitchen counter in a Jonesboro trailer.
Cinderella may be seen time and again staring at people in a Jonesboro apartment through an air vent.
An enormous warthog has from time to time been observed in a wild place in close proximity to Jonesboro.
The ghost of a lady having a word engraved into her foot is every now and then spotted hitch-hiking by a shadowy road near Jonesboro. No matter what, it without a doubt is a frightening spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO has been made out on a small number of occasions guzzling unleaded from a gas pump at a gas station in Jonesboro.
An alien explorer from space can sometimes be noticed discussing into the night as if someone else was in attendance.
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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