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The ghost of a planter wearing a worn straw hat was observed dragging a cadaver from the freezing water of Hill Bayou after midnight. This is one of those ghosts that is made out over and over again around here. One thing's for sure, this is an unlikable ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
The martian technician of a UFO came into view in Coffee Bayou before dawn struggling to conceal a corpse.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system was observed in a Jones residence.
A youthful girl sporting a blood-covered dress was perceived facing the eye witness outside the entrance to Poverty Point National Monument. The ghost did not mind that there was someone other in attendance.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has frequently been distinguished becoming visible in a bathroom mirror.
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings. - Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey. - But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror. Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity - What about the other 10%. Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen? Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off. Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur? Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store. Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control? - Don't know Delbert. - Their personalities. Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man. They sent the hostage to collect the ransom. A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out. - I gotta try that, said the old man. An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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