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These are some lies we made up about Jamestown.
The spirit of a youthful Indian combatant has sometimes been observed chucking stones into the water at Bashaway Creek at night.
The phantom of a brawny lumberjack hauling a big axe is now and then perceived shouting at Kepler Creek Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. It has been argued that this individual ghost is the undeparted spirit of a former Jamestown local.
A frightening skeleton has supposedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions watching television in a Jamestown living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from outer space may every so often be observed struggling to utter something in Lake Bistineau State Park outside the park headquarters.
A big frightening giant was spotted going through garbage container on a Jamestown lane.
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YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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