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These are some lies we made up about Homer.
A space invader from Saturn is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of instances piling pieces of wood in Homer Historic District after midnight.
A minotaur can now and then be noticed downing blood from a cup in the center of Beaver Branch.
The ghost of an eleven foot colossal guy has repeatedly been seen strolling alongside a secluded road close to Homer.
A gargantuan seal is regularly distinguished at Hollenshead Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise drinking chlorine.
A big scary dragon has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances coming into sight in a washroom mirror.
A space alien from another solar system may be made out over and over again seated on the floor in a building in the neighborhood of Homer.
An extraterrestrial has every now and then been observed right by Logoly State Park clutching a cranium.
The ghost of a teenage girl is every now and then made out in the backseat
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of a Ford by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror very late at night. No matter what, it's a frightening ghost that should be avoided.
A colossal springbok has been spotted on a handful of occasions by a man hunting in a forest near Homer.
Julius Ceasar may every now and then be noticed having a seat on a couch in a trailer
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in Homer.
A huge canary was made out trying to touch something under a streetlamp in Homer.
The alien commander of a UFO emerged rummaging around in a fridge in the kitchen of a Homer home at midnight.
An Iguanodon was spotted staring at people in a Homer trailer through a peephole.
A gargantuan yak came into sight in a wild area outside Homer.
A gigantic wildcat was spotted standing by a shadowy highway near Homer.
An martian tourist from another solar system was made out posting a container at a Homer post office.
An alien from another solar system is repeatedly perceived talking into the night as if someone else was nearby.
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Ghost Sightings From Homer
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Ghost Sightings From Homer
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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