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These are some lies we made up about Heflin.
An enormous toad is often seen turning toward the watcher near the water at Gusta Point.
The martian commander of a flying saucer can frequently be spotted staring wrathfully at the observer up on Indian Mound.
A huge lion may be noticed over and over again by Bible Memory Association Camp Dam after midnight staring at the water.
The ghost of a young woman in a blood-covered wedding gown has occasionally been noticed by Armistead Branch chucking stones.
An enormous quagga is occasionally noticed in Lake Bistineau State Park at the ranger station carving an opening.
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Ghost Sightings From Heflin
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Ghost Sightings From Heflin
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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