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An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy was spotted screaming along a desolate road close to Haynesville at night.
The ghost of a strapped up lady appeared looking at the view at Rasberry Lake Dam late at night. This exact ghost has been observed very frequently in this place.
A female with the head of a goblin was made out at Chalybeate Springs Branch at the stroke of midnight flinging rocks into the flow. There are additional tales involving this phantom in the area. In any case, this is a horrible spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
A female gripping her head under her arm showed up staying in an abandoned house in Haynesville. Further reports of this phantom have been conveyed.
An ET from planet Saturn was distinguished mounted on a Harley on a gloomy road close to Haynesville.
An enormous yak was seen in a Haynesville apartment.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has repeatedly been observed in Logoly State Park at the park headquarters crying out names.
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Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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