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These are some lies we made up about Hayes.
A space invader has been witnessed on a handful of instances by Bayou Chene excavating a cavity.
The phantom of a bound up guy can be distinguished very often in Great Quelqueshoe Prairie at the stroke of midnight hauling a corpse across the ground.
The phantom of a bum has every so often been made out very late at night crawling out of Willow Marsh covered in filth.
The ghost of a youthful lady drenched in blood is occasionally made out struggling out of a storm drain on a Hayes residential street on a dark night. People here who have observed this spirit argue this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Hayes long ago.
A colossal aardvark can from time to time be seen nosing around in mailboxes at midnight in Hayes.
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Ghost Sightings From Hayes
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Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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