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These are some lies we made up about Haughton.
A colossal porcupine materialized in a convenience store in the Haughton neighborhood.
Galileo was witnessed trying on a hat in a Haughton flat.
A huge dormouse came into sight glancing at the sight from the top of Giddens Hill at night.
A cyclop was seen in a rubber raft on Harmon Lake weeping.
A very large fish was observed staring at the water by Flag Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer has often been spotted scrambling out of Marden Lake Bayou soaked in mud late in the night.
A big scary dragon is regularly perceived around midnight drifting down Birdsnest Branch.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon can repeatedly be perceived giving a conducted trip of Cane Bend to a crowd of spirits before dawn.
A gigantic musk deer may be seen very frequently crawling out from a manhole on a Haughton residential street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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ET from space has now and then been perceived snooping in mailboxes on a dark night in Haughton.
A massive turtle is sometimes seen staring angrily at the eye witness quite near Lake Bistineau State Park.
An ET may sometimes be witnessed playing a piece of music on a fiddle in a Haughton house.
A female form has often been noticed
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in a Haughton school around midnight striding the hallways.
A huge opossum has supposedly been spotted on several occasions in a mobile home in the neighborhood of Haughton.
A colossal platypus may frequently be distinguished in a Haughton area hardware store, pacing the aisles.
The phantom of a guy grasping a sword can be spotted very often gobbling a cracker in the early morning hours before sunrise on a lawn in Haughton.
An alien traveler from space has occasionally been spotted wandering through a building in Haughton.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is occasionally perceived being carried by a horse in the middle of a highway in the vicinity of Haughton.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship has allegedly been seen on several instances marching through a house next to Haughton.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her nose can once in a while be witnessed walking through a Haughton vicinity churchyard. One of the folks who live here strongly claims that this ghost could be a recognized days gone by inhabitant of Haughton.
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Ghost Sightings From Haughton
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Ghost Sightings From Haughton
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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