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A giant gorilla was seen chucking chunks of concrete into Black Lake in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan gnu came into sight looking scary in the center of Bay Bayou.
A very large otter was distinguished by Lock and Dam Number Two at midnight looking at the water.
A space invader was perceived shouting at the bystander to leave by Big Bayou.
The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object is repeatedly made out on the highest spot of Cassels Hill in the early morning hours watching the vista.
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Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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