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These are some lies we made up about Grayson.
The phantom of an elderly cleaning lady may be noticed repeatedly by Alligator Hole hollowing out a nook.
A dark cockroach that shape-shifted into a female has now and then been noticed in Boeuf State Wildlife Management Area before dawn burying a corpse by a large rock. In any case, this is an unlikable ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
Aristotle is every now and then perceived by S B Harrelson Pond Dam at night looking at the water.
A colossal waterbuck has been said to have been noticed on a handful of instances floating along on Big Bayou very late at night.
A Plateosaurus can every now and then be perceived by Grandview Bluff smoking a pipe.
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Ghost Sightings From Grayson
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Ghost Sightings From Grayson
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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