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A woman with a fairly transparent body is from time to time seen searching through garbage cans on a Grand Chenier avenue. A person who lives here declares that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Grand Chenier some time ago. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A huge cheetah has been observed on several instances slurping motor oil by Cut Around Bayou.
An martian traveler from another galaxy was spotted at Locust Bay in the early morning hours before sunrise looking down into the water.
A space invader from Mars emerged stopping by Catfish Bend around midnight.
The ghost of a man wearing a police uniform was witnessed chucking pebbles into the current at Big Mouth Bayou late in the night. This spirit is very active in this area; there have been numerous additional stories of this exact spirit. One of the people who live here steadfastly says that this ghost loves terrifying foolish people who dare to upset the silence in Grand Chenier.
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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