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These are some lies we made up about Grambling.
A guy with the head of a beast can sometimes be distinguished staying in an abandoned home in Grambling. In any case, it's a creepy phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
Bigfoot has frequently been made out at Cypress Springs Lake Dam late at night smoking a pipe.
An ET from another galaxy is frequently seen standing by a deserted road near Grambling.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spacecraft has allegedly been made out on a handful of occasions by Barnet Springs Creek reading a book.
A space alien from Venus can repeatedly be seen searching for a woman in Memorial Park around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Grambling
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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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