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The ghost of a young man wearing a confederate uniform can frequently be seen at the stroke of midnight floating along on Ash Slu.
The spirit of a street bum may be perceived often heaving boulders by Grayson Bayou. Regardless of what, it is unquestionably a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
A colossal raccoon has sometimes been seen late at night fluttering over Boeuf Prairie.
The ghost of a young woman drenched in blood is once in a while distinguished burning a book by Ox Bow Bend. Whatever people verbalize, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that is rather not messed with.
A guy with a big hole through his torso has been observed on a few occasions looking for a box down a desolate highway in the vicinity of Fort Necessity very late at night. It's been alleged that this exact ghost may very well be a renowned past inhabitant of Fort Necessity. Any which way, this is a bad ghost that you would not want to run into late at night.
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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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