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A lady with her head and right arm and left leg severed has been said to have been observed on frequent occasions hunting with a crossbow in Alexander State Forest late at night.
A soldier's outfit wandering around with no body in it can frequently be distinguished at night drifting along on Barber Creek. No matter what, this is a horrible spirit that you don't want to bump into at midnight.
Vasco da Gama may be made out repeatedly howling at the eye witness to leave down at Browns Spring late in the night.
An alien traveler from another world is every now and then observed gazing at the water by Indian Creek Dam late at night.
An ET from outer space may every now and then be noticed down at the water at Indian Creek Reservoir stacking chunks of concrete.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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