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These are some lies we made up about Ferriday.
A very large panda may often be spotted trying to find a map next to a desolate highway outside Ferriday at the stroke of midnight.
A man having a machete in his head may be distinguished frequently in Black Bayou late at night trying to deposit a cadaver.
The spirit of a mailman has every now and then been made out being in a deserted home in Ferriday. Regardless of what, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A guy's body with the head of a pig has been spotted on a few occasions before sunrise leading a guided expedition of Marengo Bend to a party of ghosts. A local woman alleges that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Ferriday a long time ago. Whatever folks utter, it's a frightening spirit that should be steered clear of.
An alien vacationer from space can every so often be observed before sunrise drifting by on Hoover Slough.
A space alien from planet Saturn
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was made out gazing down into the water at Cowpen Point very late at night.
Aladdin appeared howling in Concordia State Wildlife Management Area late in the night.
A space invader from the cosmos was perceived in a row boat on Brandenburg Pit struggling to utter something.
A very large lion appeared traveling on a Harley on a gloomy
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road close to Ferriday.
A feminine person was perceived in a Ferriday building. Other folks in the vicinity have had identical incidents with an almost identical spirit. Anyway, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that you don't want to bump into at night.
Plato was spotted thinking in Lake Bruin State Park quite near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a female having a pentagram carved into her back has repeatedly been observed by the entrance to Poverty Point National Monument scaring people.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is regularly seen pacing along a deserted road right next door to Ferriday.
The spirit of a female with a stiletto in her neck has allegedly been spotted on a handful of instances sitting in an armchair in a building next to Ferriday.
An martian tourist from another solar system can be noticed repeatedly in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror late in the night.
An alien from planet Mercury has every
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so often been witnessed cutting grass in the back garden of a trailer in Ferriday.
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Ghost Sightings From Ferriday
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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