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An alien has from time to time been observed at Bayou Boidore before dawn heaving pebbles into the water.
A female with her head sliced off is once in a while perceived struggling to dump a corpse in Greeves Swamp in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any event, it certainly is a chilling phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to meet.
A big bloodcurdling beast is rumored to have been perceived on one or two occasions peeping through apartment windows in Erwinville before sunrise.
An armed forces uniform wandering around devoid of a body in it may occasionally be seen slurping blood from a cup in Winterville Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very large springbok has often been seen watching shows in an Erwinville living room very late at night.
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Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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