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These are some lies we made up about Eros.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was spotted flashing a kerosene lamp by Antioch Creek.
Ferdinand Magellan has regularly been made out beside Bogaloosa Spring in the early morning hours meditating.
A gigantic newt is repeatedly spotted moving orbs about at Chatham Lake Dam before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has allegedly been observed on frequent occasions fishing from the water's edge of Chatham Lake at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady may be noticed very frequently in a supermarket in the Eros vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Eros
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Ghost Sightings From Eros
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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