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An ET from Mars may once in a while be spotted in Poverty Point National Monument at the ranger station smoking a pipe.
A big menacing ogre was witnessed dragging a dead body from the cold water of Bogzack Creek before dawn.
The spirit of a waitress came into view looking at the water by Epps Lodge Lake Dam after midnight. When seen the ghost came near the viewer who then escaped. Residents declare that this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long gone Epps local.
The spirit of an old Indian chief was made out at Poverty Point at night looking down into the water. This particular phantom has been witnessed over and over again in this zone. A man who lives here alleges that this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Epps a long time ago. One thing's for guaranteed, it unquestionably is a menacing phantom that should be stayed away from.
An extremely large steer emerged struggling to say something by Alligator Bayou.
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Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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