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These are some lies we made up about Enterprise.
A space invader from Pluto is frequently witnessed attempting to hide a cadaver in Big Bayou in the early morning hours.
A space invader from deep space has allegedly been seen on several occasions pulling a corpse from the freezing water of Big Grassy Bayou around midnight.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may often be seen at S B Harrelson Pond Dam around midnight terrifying folks.
A massive beaver can be witnessed often screaming names up on the summit of Cassels Hill.
Julius Ceasar is sometimes witnessed glancing across Boeuf Prairie in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Enterprise
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Ghost Sightings From Enterprise
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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