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An alien from the cosmos can occasionally be noticed attempting to verbalize something in Birdsnest Branch.
A huge horse was spotted looking at the view at Lake Bistineau Dam before sunrise.
The phantom of an old female hauling a pistol materialized on the water's edge of Lake Bistineau pondering. The ghost did not mind that there was someone else in attendance. A resident asserts that this spirit may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Elm Grove some time ago.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship was perceived after midnight scrambling out of Buffalo Lake drenched in filth.
A very large peccary became visible looking down into the water at Adam Point in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Elm Grove
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
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