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An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system was perceived in a deserted area close to Elizabeth.
The spirit of a youthful lady clad as a house keeper materialized weeping in Hickory Log Gully in the early morning hours before sunrise. There have been several tales on the subject of this ghost in the neighborhood.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos emerged dragging a body through some bushes in West Bay State Wildlife Management Area at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy was made out struggling to seize something in the center of Alligator Creek. Additional folks in the neighborhood have had identical happenings with a quite similar ghost.
A giant sloth was noticed walking by a gloomy highway right next door to Elizabeth.
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A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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