Effie, Louisiana Lies


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A moderately decayed human corpse is repeatedly spotted in the early morning hours hovering across Prairie des Avoyelles. Whatever people exclaim, it's a chilling ghost that is rather not messed with.

A female afire, hauling a gasoline bottle has been said to have been perceived on a few instances hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Big Slough late at night. Locals allege that this ghost is the undead soul of a long dead Effie local resident.

The ghost of a young air force pilot may be perceived very often reasoning by Middle Bayou. One thing's for certain, it undeniably is a menacing ghost that you do not want to encounter on a dark night.

A youthful girl having on a blood-splattered prom dress has every so often been distinguished shifting orbs about down beside the water at Wileys Point. In any case, this ghost sure is frightening; one that any rational person wouldn't want to bump into.

An extraterrestrial from another solar system is every so often noticed riding on a horse alongside a highway near Effie.

 

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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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