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The spirit of an elderly Indian chief has been said to have been witnessed on a few instances at McDowell Pond Dam before dawn taking pleasure in the surroundings. One thing's for guaranteed, it certainly is a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into before dawn.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer has repeatedly been spotted dragging a body from the cold water of Boone Creek before sunrise.
An martian explorer from another world is repeatedly witnessed by Lake Bistineau State Park pushing orbs around.
A pitch black snake that shifted shape into a lady has been said to have been witnessed on frequent occasions crying out names up on the top of Indian Mound. In any case, this is a bad ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to encounter.
An alien from Venus can frequently be seen by the water at Gusta Point facing the observer.
A massive turtle may be distinguished very frequently looking crossly at the watcher in Dauchite Park
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at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a dispossessed man has sometimes been observed in the backseat of a Chrysler by the driver spotting the spirit in her rear view mirror before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Doyline
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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