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These are some lies we made up about Denham Springs.
The phantom of a young gentleman dressed in a leather jacket has purportedly been perceived on one or two occasions staring at the water by Oxidation Pond Number Two Dam at night. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a horrible ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy can from time to time be seen standing by a secluded highway next to Denham Springs.
An Allosaurus has often been seen mounted on a motorbike on a shady road outside Denham Springs.
A giant panther is repeatedly noticed in a Denham Springs mobile home.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves can frequently be spotted in Greenwell Springs Park at the stroke of midnight trying to locate an object.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy may be made out very frequently in the early morning hours floating by on Beaver Bayou.
A very large cow has occasionally been perceived walking along a secluded highway in the vicinity of Denham Springs.
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alien crew member of an alien spaceship is occasionally distinguished in Jean Lafitte National Historic Park & Preserve by the ranger station smoking a cigar.
William Shakespeare can once in a while be made out emerging in a washroom mirror.
An alien voyager from the cosmos was distinguished resting on a couch in a home near Denham Springs.
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gigantic leopard showed up in the rear seat of a Chevy by the driver witnessing the spirit in his rear view mirror after midnight.
An alien from planet Mars was witnessed mowing the lawn in the front garden of a trailer in Denham Springs.
An ET from another part of the galaxy came into view by an old man canoeing in a river right next door to Denham Springs.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object was spotted seated on a couch in a home in Denham Springs.
A headless gentleman was made out striding from apartment to apartment after midnight on a Denham Springs street. The ghost spoke of revenging a killing. Well, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that you do not want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
An martian vacationer from another world has frequently been noticed browsing through a freezer in the kitchen of a Denham Springs residence late in the night.
A sasquatch is regularly witnessed seated at the dining table in a Denham Springs home.
A massive mandrill has allegedly
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been perceived on several occasions in a secluded place in close proximity to Denham Springs.
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Ghost Sightings From Denham Springs
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Ghost Sightings From Denham Springs
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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