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These are some lies we made up about Delhi.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire may occasionally be distinguished in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror before sunrise. If you listen to what the locals declare, this spirit can be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Delhi a long time ago.
The ghost of a pregnant woman has often been perceived at Bull Calf Bayou at night heaving rocks into the flowing water. Regardless of what, it certainly is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The phantom of a young-looking gentleman having on a winter jacket is often seen attempting to dump a dead body in Ash Slough very late at night.
A beheaded gentleman is known to have been observed on one or two instances in Poverty Point National Monument near the park headquarters heaving boulders.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can regularly be made out by an old woman fishing by a lake close to Delhi.
A lady
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with her head and left arm and left leg severed can be observed time and again sitting on a stool in a building in Delhi. Regardless of what folks state, this is an unlikable ghost that should be avoided.
The ghost of a man gripping a bloody knife has once in a while been distinguished searching for a photo underneath a streetlamp in Delhi.
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Anyway, it's a menacing ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
An ET has purportedly been witnessed on several instances gobbling a slice of pizza in Chemin-A-Haut State Park quite near the park headquarters.
The spirit of a civil war soldier can every so often be spotted striding from trailer to trailer very late at night on a Delhi street. Loads of local residents claim this ghost may well be a renowned yesteryear dweller of Delhi.
The ghost of a man with a name cut into his hand was perceived rummaging around in the fridge in the kitchen of a Delhi building before sunrise. The phantom was consumed by the air after being witnessed.
A colossal hyena appeared looking at folks in a Delhi apartment through a door crack.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space was perceived in a wild location close to Delhi.
A Plateosaurus came into sight waving to cars alongside a murky road right next door to Delhi.
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Ghost Sightings From Delhi
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Ghost Sightings From Delhi
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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