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These are some lies we made up about Cut Off.
An ET is repeatedly distinguished in Lions Park late in the night smoking a cigar.
A half see-through guy clothed as the skipper of a liner has supposedly been seen on several occasions pulling a body from the chilly water of Bayou L'Eau Bleu around midnight. Anyhow, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that is preferably not upset.
A large frightening ghost may often be spotted spending time in an abandoned home in Cut Off. Based on what the people who live here declare, this ghost can be the soul of a resident who died here in Cut Off before the present.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship may be witnessed very frequently trying to deposit a dead body in Bayou Des Amoreux at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from planet Pluto has now and then been seen standing by a secluded highway close to Cut Off.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is every now and then distinguished traveling on a bicycle on a shadowy road in the neighborhood
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of Cut Off.
An alien has supposedly been made out on a few instances in a flat in Cut Off.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may now and then be noticed flickering a kerosene lamp near Bayou Segnette State Park.
An enormous turtle has often been observed at Jean Lafitte National Historic Park &
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Preserve reasoning.
A Brachiosaurus is frequently perceived marching alongside a desolate highway near Cut Off.
An martian tourist from another solar system has been said to have been observed on a small number of instances becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
A very large chimpanzee may often be distinguished sitting in a chair in an apartment right next door to Cut Off.
The spirit of a bound up man can be observed over and over again at the stroke of midnight sprinting after a passing Jeep on a shady highway in the vicinity of Cut Off.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has once in a while been noticed raking leaves in the front garden of a building in Cut Off.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO is once in a while witnessed having a seat on the floor in a flat in Cut Off.
Thumbelina has supposedly been spotted on a small number of instances hollowing out an opening by a streetlight in Cut Off.
The ghost of a bum can from time to time be made out wandering from home to home
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before sunrise on a Cut Off residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Cut Off
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Ghost Sightings From Cut Off
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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