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A space alien from deep space is known to have been perceived on one or two instances burying a body by a sizeable boulder in Carldon Martin Park late at night.
The spirit of an aged gold digger with a sizeable beard and a wooden leg can frequently be spotted before sunrise hovering across The Flats. One of the locals firmly alleges that this phantom may well be a renowned days gone by local of Cullen. No matter what, it's a terrifying ghost that should be avoided.
The ghost of an elderly lady carrying a rifle may be spotted repeatedly down near the waterfront at Murray Lake weeping. Several of the residents assert this phantom is possibly the stressed phantom of a local person who used to live here in Cullen.
A space alien has every now and then been seen gazing at Murray Lake Annex Dam in the early morning hours.
A massive musk-ox is every now and then spotted attempting to grasp something by Long Lake.
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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