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These are some lies we made up about Crowley.
An enormous crow was made out mowing the lawn in the yard of a home in Crowley.
A very large dog has repeatedly been perceived covering a dead body by a sizeable rock in Bicentennial Park at midnight.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief is repeatedly seen by a woman camping at a campground right next door to Crowley.
A colossal lion is known to have been seen on one or two occasions throwing stones into the current at Bayou Blanc at night.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter can regularly be seen resting on a stool in a trailer in Crowley.
A very large rabbit may be seen very often wandering from building to building in the early morning hours on a Crowley road.
A space alien from another world is from time to time witnessed trying to locate a woman at the entrance to Chicot State Park.
The spirit of an aged cleaning lady has been said to have been witnessed on a few instances browsing through the freezer in the kitchen of
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a Crowley building before dawn. Based on what the people who live here assert, this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolish people who come searching for ghosts in Crowley.
The ghost of a young-looking woman clothed as a house keeper can once in a while be distinguished relaxing at a coffee table in a Crowley home.
The ghost of a
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down-and-out man has repeatedly been noticed in a desolate zone in close proximity to Crowley.
A menacing being is often distinguished waving to cars down a dark highway next to Crowley.
An enormous reptile has purportedly been seen on a handful of instances mailing a package at a Crowley post office.
The phantom of a gentleman dressed as a handy man can regularly be seen slurping unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Crowley. Regardless of what folks articulate, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling ghost that is rather not upset.
The Abominable Snowman may be noticed very frequently walking a German Shepherd in the early morning hours before sunrise on a dark Crowley street.
The alien commander of a UFO has from time to time been made out watching cable in a Crowley living room around midnight.
A gigantic mink has supposedly been distinguished on a few instances browsing through trash cans on a Crowley residential street.
An alien tourist from another world can from time to time
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be distinguished on a Crowley residential road before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Crowley
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Ghost Sightings From Crowley
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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