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These are some lies we made up about Creole.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is every now and then noticed munching on a carrot by Kings Bayou.
A space man from the Moon can every so often be distinguished going for a swim by Hackberry Beach in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A lady with her head and right arm and left leg severed was observed in Drainage District Number 2 very late at night concealing a dead body by a big rock. The ghost didn't appear to be agonized by the onlookers. According to the folks who live here, this ghost likes startling unwise people who have the courage to interrupt the calm in Creole.
A soldier's outfit strolling about devoid of a body in it emerged speaking into the air as if somebody in addition was in attendance. The spirit nodded to the observer.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was made out looking through mobile home windows in Creole around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Creole
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Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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