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A space invader from the cosmos has been observed on many instances in a Covington area auto part store, striding the aisles.
The spirit of a lady having half her head missing can once in a while be made out relaxing at a coffee table in a Covington flat stacking rocks.
An extraterrestrial was distinguished pacing through a home in Covington.
A colossal platypus materialized being carried by a horse in the middle of a highway near Covington.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was made out marching through a flat in the neighborhood of Covington.
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Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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