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An extraterrestrial explorer from space came into view on a Covington road at night.
A large terrifying dragon was perceived drifting down Abita River before dawn.
A woman clutching her head beneath her arm was witnessed hovering in the air like a balloon in Covington. Many folks close at hand have had identical experiences involving an almost identical ghost. Residents here argue that this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Covington some time ago. Whatever folks exclaim, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be steered clear of.
A very large capybara has often been distinguished gazing at the water by Abbeys Pond Dam in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune is repeatedly distinguished burying a body by a sizeable boulder in Abita Springs Historic District before sunrise.
An alien from the cosmos has been distinguished on many occasions gazing at a guy sleeping in an armchair
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in an apartment in Covington.
A space alien may often be spotted trying on clothes in a Covington home.
Socrates can be observed repeatedly creeping out of a manhole on a Covington lane very late at night.
The ghost of a young-looking lady sporting a bloody dress is now and then perceived thinking in Jean Lafitte National Historic
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Park & Preserve at the ranger station. One thing's for sure, it's a frightening ghost that is preferably not upset.
The ghost of a ten foot enormous person is rumored to have been perceived on several occasions frightening folks in Bayou Segnette State Park right by the park headquarters. A local alleges that this ghost is that of a resident who resided here in Covington in the past. In any event, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to run into late at night.
An extremely large weasel has repeatedly been noticed nosing around in mailboxes around midnight in Covington.
The alien navigator of a UFO is often spotted performing a melody on a harpsichord in a Covington trailer.
An Iguanodon can regularly be made out in a Covington highschool around midnight wandering the halls.
An martian voyager from outer space can be observed very often in a mirror in a Covington mobile home; the phantom was only detectable in the mirror.
The spirit of a teenage girl has now and then been observed
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searching for a shoe beneath a parked pickup in a Covington parking lot after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Covington
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Ghost Sightings From Covington
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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