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These are some lies we made up about Coushatta.
Marco Polo can sometimes be perceived staggering through a mobile home close to Coushatta.
A space invader from planet Saturn has repeatedly been observed by Hollingsworth Cutoff yelling.
A lady with her legs sliced off is often noticed drifting along on Black Bayou in the early morning hours. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Coushatta some decades ago. In any event, this is an unfriendly ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A soldier's outfit pacing around with no body in it can regularly be noticed taking in the vista at Adcock Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight. Based on what the people who live here claim, this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in Coushatta long ago.
The ghost of an appallingly scorched woman may be seen time and again climbing out of Horseshoe Bayou covered in slime late at night. Many locals claim this ghost
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loves terrifying people who have the guts to disturb the peace in Coushatta.
A huge alligator has sometimes been perceived at a coin operated phone in Coushatta using the phone.
A huge lizard is from time to time witnessed in Kisatchie National Forest at the ranger station looking frightening.
The ghost of an engine driver is known
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to have been noticed on frequent occasions marching through a Coushatta vicinity cemetery. Local people who have made out this ghost claim this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy people who come trying to locate ghosts in Coushatta.
A Yeti can once in a while be observed going crazy by the side of a wild highway in the neighborhood of Coushatta late in the night.
A space invader from another world was perceived staying in a derelict dwelling in Coushatta.
A huge marmoset became visible standing by a deserted highway in close proximity to Coushatta.
A giant giraffe was spotted mounted on a motorcycle on a gloomy road next to Coushatta.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship appeared in a house in Coushatta.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus was witnessed in a Coushatta building.
A lady without a head was made out appearing in a bathroom mirror. The onlooker was frightened and ran off.
An enormous bison has repeatedly been spotted taking a rest in a chair in a trailer next
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Ghost Sightings From Coushatta
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Ghost Sightings From Coushatta
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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