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A shining human form has purportedly been perceived on a few instances trying to find a glove in Bodcau State Wildlife Management Area around midnight.
The ghost of a pregnant female can frequently be seen by Long Lake consuming a sandwich. One thing's for certain, it's a creepy ghost that is rather not messed with.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be spotted repeatedly smoking a cigar mid stream in Bear Branch.
A decapitated guy has sometimes been distinguished staring at the water by H G Hayes Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight. Whichever way, it's sure a creepy ghost that you don't want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
A huge pony is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent instances striding through a trailer in Cotton Valley.
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Ghost Sightings From Cotton Valley
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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