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These are some lies we made up about Cottonport.
A lady with a partly translucent body was observed at Bayou Bruce on a dark night hurling chunks of concrete into the current. Frightened by the witnesses the spirit vanished into the darkness.
An Anchisaurus was made out by Bayou Creux carving a gap.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was distinguished peeking through home windows in Cottonport around midnight. This particular phantom has been distinguished very often in this place. Whichever way, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that any sane person wouldn't want to come across.
The ghost of a gentleman sporting military attire has often been observed down at the water at Bayou du Lac downing blood from a beaker.
A colossal platypus is regularly noticed rummaging around in garbage cans on a Cottonport street.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has supposedly been observed on many occasions on a Cottonport residential
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road after midnight.
A lady with a knife sticking out of her head can regularly be observed in Chicot State Park right by the ranger station reading a pamphlet.
Hansel and Gretel's mom can be spotted frequently hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Cottonport.
The ghost of a female with a sack fastened around her head has
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every now and then been made out staring at a guy sleeping on the floor in a flat in Cottonport.
A massive ram is sometimes witnessed trying on a hat in a Cottonport building.
An martian voyager from the cosmos has been said to have been perceived on a handful of instances crawling out of a manhole on a Cottonport residential street on a dark night.
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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