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These are some lies we made up about Converse.
A man's body with the head of a skunk may occasionally be spotted chain-sawing down a high tree in The Big Woods at night. Whatever people utter, this is a horrible ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An extremely large ibex has regularly been made out ascending out of Beaverdam Slough drenched in dirty water before sunrise.
An enormous cow is regularly observed drinking water from Turpentine Spring after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another world can often be distinguished drinking regular from a pump at a fuel station in Converse.
The ghost of a guy clutching a sword may be made out frequently at Brushy Creek very late at night heaving pebbles into the flowing water.
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Ghost Sightings From Converse
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Ghost Sightings From Converse
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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