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A wandering ghost was noticed at the water at Brilliant Point seeking something. This is one of those phantoms that is spotted time and again around here.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter emerged heaving bricks into the stream at Bayou des Acadiens at the stroke of midnight. The viewer fled immediately after he witnessed the ghost.
The ghost of a plane pilot was observed after midnight gazing over Belmont Crevasse. The spirit didn't care that there was someone else there.
The phantom of a brawny lumberjack gripping a sizeable axe was made out in the early morning hours giving a guided excursion of Rich Bend to a company of ghosts. When the onlooker appeared the spirit escaped. It's been declared that this precise spirit could be the spirit of a local person who passed away here in Convent some decades ago.
An ET has regularly been distinguished in Grand Point around midnight pondering.
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Ghost Sightings From Convent
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Ghost Sightings From Convent
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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